My Fake Geek Girl shirt came yesterday! I swore I wasn’t going to get myself any more WeLoveFine shirts this year, but Kelly Sue came out with these and I just couldn’t resist. And since I happened to be wearing a ridiculous shade of tights at the time, it hit me: WHY NOT TURN THE FAKE GEEK GIRL INTO A SUPERHERO. Because dang, aren’t we all heroes for the amount of crap we put up with from certain circles.
Tired of having to defend your love of nerdy things? Sick of having your credibility and self-worth challenged by fanboys? This sounds like a job for the FAKE GEEK GIRL!
-Stealth and sneakiness: she’ll pop up in your fandom when you least expect it!
-Quick and dry wit to deflect the barbs of haters.
-Hallucinogenic lipstick: after all, her sole mission is to lure hapless nerds under her spell.
-MCU DVDs converted to frisbee-like projectiles—she only cares about the movies, anyhow!
-Arsenal of secret geek knowledge: only to be used when least expected!
…now all I need is a mask…